January 2010
13 posts
When is ‘Status Updates like you’re a foreigner with a marginally decent grasp of the English language’ Day? That seems like a Facebook thing that unoriginal/annoyingly bland people can really go apeshit over, right?
Paranormal sucktivity...
Ok, I am about forty five minutes into the movie ‘Paranormal Activity’. This movie is really bad so far. It reeks of ‘Blair Witch Project’ where they build it all up for an hour and a half and then it is a shitty ending that is supposed to be scary.
Look people in the house. Why don’t you turn the lights on if you are so scared? If it was really all that scary and this was a real life situation...
My anger is fake, my judgement is real.
Might be the name of my first comedy album, release date spring 2015.
**all info subject to change.
Is there a way to put PDF's on your iPhone besides...
There are PDF readers in the app store. Some of them do allow you to load PDF’s to it by connecting to your computer. PDF Reader is one that I know of, but I don’t have it so I can’t vouch for it. But worth looking into.
ronbabcock:
Otherwise I just have also these e-mails with PDF attachments in my inbox.
NBC is a bad boyfriend.
This whole Jay Leno/Conan O’Brien/NBC thing reeks of a bad relationship. When you are younger and not sure of what a mature, solid, intelligent person would do, then you flip flop at will and think you are justified in doing so.
Ask any person who has had to listen to a narcissistic friend or maladjusted coworker talk about their relationship problems and they will say that they have heard...
Conan's Statement
steveagee:
People of Earth: In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That said, I’ve been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are...
Being A Grown Up
There is nothing more grown up than searching for a fridge. I have to buy one if i get this new apartment. What I thought was going to be a very quick search has turned into a big decision. What size? Do I get the smallest one or do I take some initiative and invest in a worthwhile appliance? Top freezer or bottom freezer? I could go for the cheaper fridge and lean down all the time when it comes...