February 2012
5 posts
“I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don’t like people for extended...”
– George Carlin (It’s Bad For Ya, 2008)
“Another crime against society, hyphenated names. Hey lady, pick a fucking name,...”
– George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)
January 2012
15 posts
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Batman Returns (1992)
Second on my list of Batman movies to blog (or live blog in a way) is 1992’s Batman Returns. The movie stars Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny Devito and Christopher Walken.
My initial thoughts: This always struck me as a Tim Burton movie that Batman happened to be a character in. I like it more than I did other Batman movies, but it was cause those were terrible. Let’s get...
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Batman (1989)
Ok, if you watch the movie you can follow along.
Initial thoughts: I like this movie, but I also have no qualms about making fun of it. It has it’s faults and as an adult I can poke holes in all the flimsy parts. Sit back and enjoy.
Let’s be honest, that opening title sequence, was way too long. Must have been in Danny Elfman’s contract that ‘the audience will have to...
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BLOGGING THE BATMAN MOVIES
I have a bunch of Batman movies sitting around the house and figure it was time to sit down and have a little fun with them. I have seen them multiple times, but now would be a good time to write up a blog or seven about them.
I am smart enough to know not to live tweet them or anything like that. That would be annoying for all of you on Twitter. So I will be sitting down with the following...
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Kickstarter - RIOT - LA'S ALTERNATIVE COMEDY... →
Brandon is right about this. You need to turn your life around. Start by helping get an awesome comedy festival in LA this year.
DONATE EARLY AND OFTEN!!
brandonvaughn:
Do the right thing for once if you life and contribute to this with your monies and your smiles.
BoxenBlog: Look Ma, I Set Up A Link on A Website →
scottbox:
Tuesday afternoon, I was on Twitter. Writing jokes. Reading jokes. Like many of my fellow comedians, I use Twitter as a virtual notebook to jot out zingers and pithy observations that might or might not be useful in front of an actual audience. Because I live to delight people.
Twitter is…
December 2011
19 posts
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DEATH TO BRINGER SHOWS
To summarize:
Promoters: You bring the audience.
Comics: You bring the jokes.
Simple equation.
barbaragray:
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November 2011
11 posts
News + Jokes = (My daily monologue joke page) →
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Sylvester Stallone recently said there are plans to make the movie Rocky into a staged musical. Some of the songs include ‘Apollo Creed Built For Speed’, ‘Eat Lightning, Crap Thunder (Mickey’s Song)’ and ‘Adrian’s Love Theme’.
A Macy’s customer had a heart attack during a robbery at their Baldwin Hills store. Authorities are still trying to figure out if the robbery triggered the heart...
Townies: My Second-Rate Red Carpet →
This is a great piece.
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Bank of America backs off debit card fee after... →
This shows the power that we collectively have against a corporate entity, especially ones that offer goods and services. When someone seeks to bring unfair terms to the marketplace and think we will have no choice but to accept the changes, we can collectively say ‘No!’. As a lot of people are quick to point out, money talks. We showed that we are the money in this case. Bank of...