comedycentral:

Which of these #RuinANurseryRhyme tweets was most nimble and quick? Find out on tonight’s new @midnight.

HEY!! One of my #RuinANurseryRhymes ended up as a top pick, Check it out. 

It’s the Muffin Man one!! Enjoy!

(via atmidnightcc)

Yes Tumblr. I did. Papa Johns, Marie Callender and my dad all informed me of that fact today. 

Yes Tumblr. I did. Papa Johns, Marie Callender and my dad all informed me of that fact today. 

comedycentral:

Find out which of these #FilthyCelebrities is the dirtiest on tonight’s new @midnight!

Haha, 2x the filthy from me!!!

(via atmidnightcc)

I am pretty sure that Jaden Smith is just tweeting Snapple Facts. 

(via kevyhawkins)

karlhess:

thecomedyhipster:

quietmuslimah:

BBC’s top Sherlock actor, Benedict Cumberbatch, tells the paparazzi to go cover.”

Bravo

love this man.

Yep. Do that.

karlhess:

thecomedyhipster:

quietmuslimah:

BBC’s top Sherlock actor, Benedict Cumberbatch, tells the paparazzi to go cover.”

Bravo

love this man.

Yep. Do that.

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